The Obama Diaries

Brilliant, news-packed piece from my buddy Clyde at Patriot Room. Here's a tease:

I. Cannot. Stand. Biden. Stay off planes and subways? So his office issues a correction – again – and says this time he meant planes to and from Mexico. Yeah, that was real clear. What about the subway crack? Didn’t clear that piece up, did you? The man’s gotta find a hole to stay in. Maybe some foreign leaders will start dying and I can send him out of town.

Oh. Buzzing NYC. Laugh my ass off. Nobody gets it, do they? Look, upstaters are a bunch of Bible thumping, locked and loaded bigots. Rudy runs for Gov, upstate is lost. I gotta have the City, but they love the dude. So, a little reminder of who actually runs this country can’t hurt. Thwap! Yeah, I’m bad. Kinda sorry about that guy I had to toss under the bus. Seemed nice enough. Oh well, careers have to end sometime. I’ll let the FAA guy stay on, though. I think we’re related somehow. My dad’s side, obviously.

I got one thing to say about Chavez: The dude needs to bathe more often. Good book, though. I read it years ago. I may have even plagiarized it in one of my books (not the one Ayers wrote for me).

So I had a presser last night. At least that’s what they think. I just assembled the minions in front of me and said anything I wanted to... I did the deadpan look at FoxNews three times – you catch that? Just long enough so they noticed it, then I called on someone else. Criticize me, will you? There be a price to be paid, son.

Much more at the link above.