Last Friday, Barack Obama told Republicans in Congress that if they wanted to have any success with him and his Democrat-controlled Congress they would need to stop listening to Rush Limbaugh - as if Republican politicians ever listen to Rush to begin with.
Today Obama is meeting with some more Republicans, where he plans to get them drunk and pliable so he can offer them more advice.
What sort of instructions and advice do we think Obama will offer up? Frank J. of IMAO speculates in this piece. Here are a couple teasers:
* In bills about the war, stop replacing the word “terrorist” with “Obama’s close personal friends.”
* Don’t get all hung up on this “capitalism” thing.
* Stop confusing my name with Osama. We’re very different. He has a beard and I don’t.
* Stop worrying about whether my cabinet is a bunch of law breakers; their job is to make laws, not follow them.
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