Who says there aren't any Good Jobs Available?

I recently came across this help-wanted ad that proves there are plenty of good, high-paying jobs available. 

HELP WANTED

POSITION: Surveyor

LOCATION: Northern Coastal Alaska

SALARY: $275-$500/Hr - Tax Free (Dependent on Experience & Employment Longevity)

QUALIFICATIONS: Must be in Excellent Health, having a Strong Physique & Rugged Endurance combined with fast, nimble foot dexterity (run like hell)!

And it even included pictures showing what sort of work environment the prospective candidate could look forward to. Looks promising to me:

APPLY NOW. . . IMMEDIATE OPENINGS AVAILABLE!

H/T to Chris.