I must admit, I've seen enough videos of little kids (who have been brainwashed by their Obama-loving parents) mindlessly singing pro-Obama songs that I almost considered having my wonderful daughter, Carolyn Reagan Martin, do likewise, but on behalf of John McCain.
But then I talked with her and realized she had strong opinions of her own to share with you, the American people. At first I was hesitant to grant this large of a forum to a 3-year-old, but she convinced me that, having as much executive experience as Barack Obama and at least as much common sense, she was more than up to the task.
Therefore, I will simply report on my interview with C. Reagan M., and let you decide for yourself.
Daddy: What do you think of Obama's plan to raise taxes on those earning 250K a year or more?
C. Reagan M: Obama's silly. If, someday, God blesses me with the ability to provide more than 250K worth of value to the great people of this nation, I would hope Obama wouldn't punish me for it. I would like to think that the American dream is still alive for me. Twinkle, twinkle, little star..
Daddy: Sweetie, focus.
C. Reagan M: How I wonder what you are, Obama? Are you a communist or a socialist? Why do you hate people who make the world a better place by providing value to their fellow man?
Daddy: I should have known better than to doubt you. I've raised you well.
C. Reagan M: Hell yeah, Daddy. You taught me the story of Cain and Abel. I know one thing: John McCain is able.
Daddy: That's my girl! What do you think about the candidates' alliances?
C. Reagan M: Barack Obama reminds me of that @$^% Ted Thompson, General Manager of the Green Bay Packers. Thompson sees Brett Favre, the best player in the team's history, and thinks he can get rid of him and not hurt the team. The fool. Likewise, Obama knows about Ronald Reagan's success cutting taxes, but thinks he can ignore history, raise taxes on those who provide for the rest of the country, and associate with nuts instead. Or ACORNs. I know Brett Favre would have a place in John McCain's offense.
Daddy: I didn't know you felt so strongly about Brett Favre.
C. Reagan M: C'mon, Daddy, you had me in a Packers cheerleading outfit before I could smile without passing gas.
Daddy: Point taken. What do you see for your future under a President Obama?
C. Reagan M: Lots of gas. Expensive gas. Have you been watching the Pack?
Daddy: Of course.
C. Reagan. M: Well, it's like that. $#%^&*@ Green Bay Packers General Manager Ted Thompson has ruined a once-great team by ignoring the truths to be learned from the past. Perrenial &*%$-ups like the Arizona Cardinals think they are on par with us now. Think America and France, and draw your own conclusions.
Daddy: I didn't teach you to be a potty-mouth. You didn't learn that language from me or your Mommy. Apologize to me and the people.
C. Reagan M: Sorry, Daddy. I will never say "Green Bay Packers General Manager Ted Thompson" again. That *^&%$*@ %$^&*$@ sure is a piece of crap.
Daddy: Good girl.
C. Reagan M: Go Pack Go! Brett Favre kicks ass! J-E-T-S, Favre, Favre, Favre! Vote McCain and save my future! Twinkle, twinkle, little Favre....
Daddy: I love you, sweetie.
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