Yesterday I pointed out an entertaining portion of Antonin Scalia's majority opinion in the case that barely upheld the 2nd Amendment. While I thought it was a great opinion, I found a better version at IMAO.us. Today, I point you to Frank J., who shows that he has more than enough common sense to be a Supreme Court Justice: In My World: The Heller Decision
We turn first to the meaning of the Second Amendment...
Petitioners and today’s dissenting Justices believe that it protects only the right to possess and carry a firearm in connection with militia service. See Brief for Petitioners 11–12; post, at 1 (STEVENS, J., FLAMING HOMO, dissenting). Respondent argues that it protects an individual right to possess a firearm unconnected with service in a militia, and to use that arm for traditionally lawful purposes, such as self-defense within the home. See Brief for Respondent 2–4.
Having basic reading comprehension and not having our heads shoved up our asses, we agree with the latter. Furthermore, we have determined that anyone who agrees with the D.C. law is a little preening little nancy and should be beaten or shot for being a pinko. See Findings on the Tiny Penises of Gun Haters...
Guns are awesome. See any action movie. America is awesome. Therefore, anyone against guns is against America, and people against America should be injured and forcefully ejected from the country. See Ronald Reagan's Treatise on Dealing with Hippies. In this spirit, I've shot dead the four dissenting Justices and buried them out back. See suspicious mounds of dirt behind the Supreme Court. This makes this now a unanimous 5-0 decision, and Justice Kennedy smartly lives another day.
By the way, every good American should have IMAO bookmarked and should visit it daily. Frank is the funniest person I've read in right-wing politics - check it out!
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